* Just because I'm wandering, doesn't mean I'm lost.
 * Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!      
 * Forget World Peace - Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
 * If you can't read this, you're illiterate.
 * We're spending our childrens' inheritance.
 * It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
 * IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.
 * Born Free...Taxed to Death.
 * Pride is what we have.  Vanity is what others have.
 * Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
 * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 * Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
 * Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
 * No Radio - Already Stolen
 * My son is an honor student at the state correctional facility.
 * As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
 * I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
 * According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
 * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
 * WARNING!  Driver only carries $20 of ammunition.
 * It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
 * Auntie Em,  Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.  - Dorothy.
 * Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.
 * Reality?  Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
 * Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.
 * How can I miss you if you won't go away?
 * A man with worms is never alone.
 * If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
 * Love isn't love until you give it away.
 * Keep that sense of humor; it's critical.
 * Imagination is the foundation of reality.
 * Scientists discovered living on earth causes cancer.
 * When all else fails, lower your standards.
 * Don't take my signals literally.
 * Life is a terminal disease!
 * It's been Monday all week.
 * Why be normal?

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