Etch-a-Sketch Tech Support Troubleshooting Guidelines:

Q: My Etch-a-Sketch has a distorted display.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: My Etch-a-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-a-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for UNDO?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a new document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I EXIT?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-a-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-a-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-a-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it!

Q: Is Etch-a-Sketch Y2K compatable?
A: Yes! (As long as you don't shake it at midnight on Dec 31st, 1999)