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Haircut Anyone?
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" - Lily Tomlin
Haircuts - The difference between men and women:
* Women's Version: *
Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cuuuuute!
Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 2: Oh no, it's perfect! I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this style, I think.
Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute on you. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 2: Oh, now *that's* funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Woman 2: Do you think so? Oh, you're just saying that!
Woman 1: No! Really, I mean it...
* Men's Version: *
Man 2: Haircut?
Man 1: Uhummm.
- As told by laughalot-owner@laughalot.com Send new guy n' girl jokes to: men&women@laughalot.com Thanks to Laugh-A-Lot! member Kent W. for today's joke!