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Letters to God



This is the longest version of this that I've seen, but there's room for more! If you're a parent, teacher, Sunday School teacher or such, why don't you ask your 3-7 year olds what question or comment *they* have for God, and send me the results! Include the child's first name and age with each. Email them to: deargod@graceweb.org or tomax@geocities.com.

    Dear God,
    In Sunday School they told us what You do.  
    Who does it when You are on vacation?  - Jane
    
    Dear God,
    I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot
    
    Dear God,
    Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" 
    Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla
    
    Dear God,
    I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset 
    You made on Tuesday.  - Margret
    
    Dear God,
    I read the Bible.  What does "begat" mean?  Nobody will tell me. - Love, Allison
    
    Dear God,
    Are you really invisible or is that a trick?  - Lucy
    
    Dear God,
    Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his 
    bowling words in the house?  - Anita
    
    Dear God,
    Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
    accident?  - Norma
    
    Dear God,
    Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, 
    why don't You just keep the ones You have now?  - Jane
    
    Dear God,
    Who draws the lines around countries?  - Nan
    
    Dear God,
    The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool".  
    But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - Eddie
    
    Dear God,
    I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.  
    Is that okay?  - Neil
    
    Dear God,
    What does it mean You are a Jealous God?  
    I thought You had everything.  - Jane
    
    Dear God,
    Thank You for the baby brother, 
    but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce
    
    Dear God,
    Why is Sunday School on Sunday? 
    I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.  - Tom L.
    
    Dear God,
    Please send me a pony.  I never asked for anything before, 
    You can look it up. - Bruce
    
    Dear God,
    If we come back as something - please don't let me be 
    Jennifer Horton because I hate her.  - Denise
    
    Dear God,
    My brother is a rat.  You should give him a tail.  Ha ha. - Danny
    
    Dear God,
    Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much 
    if they had their own rooms.  It works with my brother.  - Larry
    
    Dear God,
    I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big 
    but not with so much hair all over.  - Sam
    
    Dear God,
    You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. - Dean
    
    Dear God,   
    I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. 
    There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan
    
    Dear God,
    Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best. - Rob
    
    Dear God,
    My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. 
    They're just kidding, aren't they?  - Marsha
    
    Dear God,
    If You watch me in Church Sunday.  I'll show You my new shoes.
    - Mickey D.
    
    Dear God,
    I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
    - Love, Chris
    
    Dear God,
    We read Thomas Edison made light.  But in school they said You did it. 
    So, I bet he stoled Your idea.  Sincerely,  Donna
    
    Dear God,
    I do not think anybody could be a better God.  
    Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that
    because You are God already.  - Charles
    
    - Sent by laughalot-owner@graceweb.org
    - Original Source Unknown
    



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