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"Early to bed,
 Early to rise,
 Till you make enough money
 To do otherwise!"            - Unknown

 * Money: The stuff you use when all your credit cards are maxed-out.

 * They say that money isn't everything, and that's true.
   Problem is -- look how many things it is though.

 * They say money can't buy friends.
   It can, however, rent a few now and then.
 
 * They also say that money can't buy you true love either.
   It does however put ya in a good bargaining position.
 
 * As for money buying happiness, do you really think the guy with 250 million 
is any happier than a guy with only 200 million?
 
 * When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.

 * I've got enough money saved for the rest of my life.
   Well...  unless I want to buy something.

 * Double your money!  Fold over once and put it in your pocket.

 * A Penny Saved Is... "Not Much"  - A child's response

 * They say that money talks.  Mine always says "Good bye!"

 * Money is the root of all money!
 * Money is the root of all evil? Nope!  
Read 1st Timothy 6:10)-the LOVE of money is the root of all evil!

"He is conceited and understands nothing...who think that godliness is a means to financial gain. But godliness with contentment is great gain.

For we brought nothing into the world, and we can take nothing out of it...

For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil." (1 Timothy 6:4-7,10)

- Compiled by laughalot-owner@graceweb.org