Prayers eh?

        ~~~  So far, So good!  ~~~

        Dear Lord,

        So far today God, I've done all right;

        I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper,
        haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty,
        selfish, or over-indulgent.
        I'm very thankful for that.

        But in a few minutes, God,
        I'm going to get out of this bed,
        And from then on
        I'm probably going to need
        a lot more help.  Amen.

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