Things not to say to a cop if pulled over...
1.      I'll talk to ya when i'm done on my cellular phone.
2.      I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.      Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4.      Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me!
5.      I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.      
6.      Bad cop!  No donut!
7.      You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8.      I pay your salary!
9.      So, uh, you on the take, or what?
10.     Gee, Officer!  That's terrific!  The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
11.     Do you know why you pulled me over?  Okay, just so one of us does.
12.     I was trying to keep up with traffic.  Yes, I know there is no other car  around - that's how far ahead of me they are.




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