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So I get this phone call from a supposed Internet security or AntiVirus firm the other day...
...Ring Ring...
Them: "Hello, this is Internet Security. We have detected a virus on your machine and want to help you fix it."
Me: "Oh no! Really? Wait, what is your name and phone number so I can call you back, in case we get disconnected?"
Them: "It is (301) 534-4017 and my name is Sam Jones."
Me: "Ok Sam, do you realize you have dialed the Calgary Police Department and we are now tracing your call so please hold the line and we want..."
Them: *CLICK*
So You Go To Church eh?
Remember to Smile :-) because God loves you!
- Honk if you love Jesus- A very cute bumper sticker story
- Actual Church Bulletins- Real layout typos from real church bulletins...
- Funny Church Jokes- Good ones to tell your local pastors!
- Letters to God- Incredibly cute letters to God from kids
- Heaven's Grocery Store- The absolute best shopping list around!
So Y'all from Texas eh?
- Texas Visitors Guide- Y'all know you're in Texas when...
- Cowboy's Logic- Or a complete lack thereof!
- Saskatchewan Survival- If you can pronounce it, you're from there!
- Driving in Calgary- A mandatory survival handbook on local road rage...
- Things Not to Say When Pulled Over- ...definitely don't say these!
So That's Not Punny eh!
- Puns- Signs of the times! Puns of Steel?
- Oxymorons Part I- Hurry up and wait!
- Oxymorons Part II- Wait, there's more!
- Awake- Things that keep me up at night!
- Chickens- Why DID the chicken cross the road?
- Famous Quotes- Good ones for paranoid people...
- Groaners- Need I say more?
- One Liners- These are groaners! To think these guys get paid for this...
- Newspaper Headlines- Or are these guys serious?
- English Quirks- Come destroy the English language with me!
- Bumper Stickers- Intelligence behind the wheel?
- Advertisements- Attention getters
- Doctor! Doctor!- Some interesting reading on those prescriptions...
So You Want Groaners eh?
- Things That Keep Me Up- Well, not really...
- Yugo Cars- You Go, but the car don't...
- Snappy One Liners- Need a good comeback?
- Elevator One Liners- Bored while riding an elevator?
- Light Bulbs- How many...
- Short Books- Wanna read something fast? Winners...
- Product Warnings- Are we really THAT dumb???
- Military Repair Reports- Your tax dollars at work... yep
- McDonnell Douglas- Want to buy a fighter jet?
- New Jeep- Some guys have more money than brains...
- Psychic Help Line- Or was that Psychotic Help line?
- Movie Cliches- Or like "yeah right... I'm sure..."
- Santa Splat on Plane
Y'all
Redneck Computer Terms
So I get this phone call from a supposed Internet security or AntiVirus firm the other day...
...Ring Ring...
Them: "Hello, this is Internet Security. We have detected a virus on your machine and want to help you fix it."
Me: "Oh no! Really? Wait, what is your name and phone number so I can call you back, in case we get disconnected?"
Them: "It is (301) 534-4017 and my name is Sam Jones."
Me: "Ok Sam, do you realize you have dialed the Calgary Police Department and we are now tracing your call so please hold the line and we want..."
Them: *CLICK*
So You Go To Church eh?
Remember to Smile :-) because God loves you!
- Honk if you love Jesus- A very cute bumper sticker story
- Actual Church Bulletins- Real layout typos from real church bulletins...
- Funny Church Jokes- Good ones to tell your local pastors!
- Letters to God- Incredibly cute letters to God from kids
- Heaven's Grocery Store- The absolute best shopping list around!
So Y'all from Texas eh?
- Texas Visitors Guide- Y'all know you're in Texas when...
- Cowboy's Logic- Or a complete lack thereof!
- Saskatchewan Survival- If you can pronounce it, you're from there!
- Driving in Calgary- A mandatory survival handbook on local road rage...
- Things Not to Say When Pulled Over- ...definitely don't say these!
So That's Not Punny eh!
- Puns- Signs of the times! Puns of Steel?
- Oxymorons Part I- Hurry up and wait!
- Oxymorons Part II- Wait, there's more!
- Awake- Things that keep me up at night!
- Chickens- Why DID the chicken cross the road?
- Famous Quotes- Good ones for paranoid people...
- Groaners- Need I say more?
- One Liners- These are groaners! To think these guys get paid for this...
- Newspaper Headlines- Or are these guys serious?
- English Quirks- Come destroy the English language with me!
- Bumper Stickers- Intelligence behind the wheel?
- Advertisements- Attention getters
- Doctor! Doctor!- Some interesting reading on those prescriptions...
So You Want Groaners eh?
- Things That Keep Me Up- Well, not really...
- Yugo Cars- You Go, but the car don't...
- Snappy One Liners- Need a good comeback?
- Elevator One Liners- Bored while riding an elevator?
- Light Bulbs- How many...
- Short Books- Wanna read something fast? Winners...
- Product Warnings- Are we really THAT dumb???
- Military Repair Reports- Your tax dollars at work... yep
- McDonnell Douglas- Want to buy a fighter jet?
- New Jeep- Some guys have more money than brains...
- Psychic Help Line- Or was that Psychotic Help line?
- Movie Cliches- Or like "yeah right... I'm sure..."
- Santa Splat on Plane
Y'all
Redneck Computer Terms